Friday, July 11, 2014

Cover Reveal and Giveaway: Neurotica by Eliza Gordon

I am excited to share the cover for the adult romantic comedy, Neurotica by Eliza Gordon.

It comes out in August.

NEUROTICA by Eliza Gordon

If you find yourself talking to Jayne Dandy, keep the conversation on Star Wars and rubber ducks—best not to mention men, dating, or S-E-X. Because Jayne is fine with the way things are: writer of obituaries and garage sale ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant galaxies by night. But her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of jokes since forever, and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her lightsaber lit.
After her therapist recommends that she write erotica as a form of exposure therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and paper to combat the demons that won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly downsized at work, she adopts a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of her naughty books to make ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke, co-owner of the popular Portland food truck LukePiewalker’s, hears she’s been demoted, he insists on hiring her to sling ├ęclairs and turnovers at his side. Her secret must be kept, but sparks ignite between them, sending Jayne and her X-Wing into a tailspin that will either make her face down her neuroses or trigger a meltdown of Death Star proportions.

About Eliza Gordon

A purveyor of fictions, Eliza Gordon has excellent taste in books, shoes, movies, and friends, and questionable sanity in the realm of love. Best leave that one alone.


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  1. Welcome to Kinky Vanilla Romance, Eliza. I am happy to have you here.

    I love love love this cover. Pretty. Shiny. Clean.

    How did you come to choose this cover?

    I hope that you have a great tour!

    1. Heyyyyyy! Thank you! Yeah, this cover is fun, isn't it? Sarah Hansen of Okay Creations is my cover designer (she did the cover for MUST LOVE OTTERS too, and will be doing upcoming Eliza Gordon covers). She's just awesome. I knew what I wanted and so she was able to take my vague idea and turn it into something I knew was perfect for the story.

      Thank you so much for sharing in our cover reveal day. Much appreciated, and of course, nice to meet you! I do hope you participate in our blog tour in late September. It'll be a grand time!

      Take care!

      Eliza G (aka Jenn Sommersby)

  2. Thanks so much for posting the cover reveal!