Showing posts with label Romantic Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Romantic Comedy. Show all posts

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Sour by Jennifer Woodhull ~ Cover Reveal and Giveaway ~ Comedy, Romance

FROM HEAD TO TALE Presents the Sour Cover Reveal and Giveaway



Sour
Jennifer Woodhull
Publication date: June 4th 2019
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Romance

Tall, handsome, and eternally optimistic Noah has dated a string of gorgeous women. His best friend Elle has outlasted them all. Of course, he has no idea she’s been in love with him for years. Why would he? It’s not like she’s going to tell him. After all, she’s short and awkward, and as he’s fond of reminding her, has a sour disposition.
When Elle takes off on her annual ten-day vacation with her family, Noah comes to a startling realization. She’s the woman who is by his side day in and day out, whose office is across the hall, and whose house is around the corner. She has called him on his shit when he gets too cocky, and he has held her in her arms when her heart was broken. Absence must make the heart grow fonder because while she’s in Germany with her parents, he realizes that everything he has ever wanted was right there all along. Now he’s on a mission to make her realize that romance won’t ruin their friendship, but platonic friendship is ruining their relationship.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Mischief and Mayhem by L.E. Rico ~ Book Blitz and Giveaway with Xpresso Book Tours ~ Comedy, Contemporary Romance

FROM HEAD TO TALE Presents the Mischief and Mayhem Book Blitz and Giveaway

 The book is on sale for 99¢ for a limited time!



Mischief and Mayhem
L.E. Rico
(Whiskey Sisters #2)
Published by: Entangled Publishing
Publication date: July 9th 2018
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Contemporary, Romance
Welcome to Mayhem, Minnesota, home of the Knitty Kitty, The Little Slice of Heaven Pie Shop, and O’Halloran’s Pub—owned by the four young women known as The Whiskey Sisters.
In the wake of her divorce, Jameson O’Halloran has gone man-vegan. And this is one diet she’s determined to stick with. Even when her long-lost ex-brother-in-law shows up looking like two scoops of double dutch dipped in chocolate… She’s not giving in. Been there and still wearing the messy T-shirt.
It’s been a decade since Scott Clarke left his family and his hometown, never to return. But when tragedy strikes, he finds himself dragged back to the land of gossip, judgment, and the one woman he absolutely, positively, without a doubt can never have. His brother’s ex is off-limits. He just needs to keep repeating that to himself until it sinks in.
Each book in the Whiskey Sisters series is STANDALONE:
*Blame it on the Best
*Mischief and Mayhem

Breakup Boot Camp by Beth Merlin ~ Cover Reveal and Giveaway ~ Comedy, Romance

Thank you for dropping by to check out the cover reveal for Breakup Boot Camp by Beth Merlin.



Breakup Boot Camp
Beth Merlin
Published by: Firefly Hill Press
Publication date: October 8th 2019
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Romance
After weeks of training to whip Joanna Kitt into shape for her big day, her picture-perfect relationship is torn in two and Joanna is left out on her perfectly toned rear end. In an effort to put the past and her heartache behind her, she gears up for a whole different kind of boot camp – but will 12 steps be enough to get her life back on track?
Or will her getaway to get over him prove healing the heart takes a whole lot more?

Sunday, April 7, 2019

The Honeymooner by Melanie Summers ~ Book Blitz and Giveaway with Xpresso Book Tours ~ Comedy, Romance

FROM HEAD TO TALE Presents The Honeymooner Book Blitz and Giveaway



The Honeymooner
Melanie Summers
(Paradise Bay #1)
Publication date: August 7th 2018
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Romance

ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT! The Honeymooner is a must read…I didn’t want this book to end. Get it today and start laughing. ~ Jilleen, SeasideBooknook.com
A must read! More than 5 stars! Melanie Summers could write a menu and I’d read it… I love her stories, they are all heart and soul. All I can say is I want to move to Paradise Bay! ~Lori Zenobia, Goodreads Reviewer
From bestselling author Melanie Summers comes the wickedly funny, ridiculously romantic spinoff of her highly-acclaimed Crown Jewels Series…
Twenty-eight-year-old workaholic Libby Dewitt lives by the motto ‘if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.’ She’s finally about to start her dream life with her steady-as-a-rock fiancĂ©, Richard Tomy. Together, they’re the perfect power couple—right down to the fact that he’s agreed to use their honeymoon to help further her career in mergers and acquisitions. But ten minutes before the wedding, her dreams dissolve via text message.
Devastated and humiliated, Libby escapes to Paradise Bay alone. She’s got two goals for her trip: to devise a plan to get Richard back and to convince resort owner Harrison Banks to sell his property to her company. Unfortunately, when she arrives, she discovers that tall, dark, and built, Harrison is not about to make anything easy for her.
Instead, he derails her plans while at the same time, bringing out a side of Libby she’s kept carefully tucked away—a carefree, adrenaline junkie. After a few days together, Harrison’s got her wondering if the life she always wanted was meant for some other girl. Suddenly, Libby must decide which version of herself she wants to be.
Will she go back to her comfortable, safe life, or risk everything to be with the only man who’s ever made her feel truly alive?

Friday, April 5, 2019

Blame it on Romeo by Sophia Knightly ~ Book Blitz and Giveaway with Xpresso Book Tours ~ Comedy, Romance

FROM HEAD TO TALE Presents the Blame it on Romeo Book Blitz and Giveaway




Blame it on Romeo
Sophia Knightly
(Beach Read, #2)
Publication date: April 10th 2017
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Romance
Hi, I’m Francesca Lake, WBCG TV’s medical reporter. Privately, I am on a mission to marry a doctor. After my recent mortifying episode in the ER, it’s clear I suck at self-diagnosis. It all started when I thought I was having a heart attack. I made a cringe-worthy entrance at the hospital, but in my defense, I thought I was DYING. You can ask Harrison Taylor, my dog’s vet. He was the one who carried me into the ER.
I used to love my job reporting the social scene, but I’ve been recently drafted as the station’s medical reporter . God only knows what diseases I will have to report on. This is not a good thing for a closet hypochondriac! There’s only one upside–medical reporting means meeting lots of doctors. Surely, there will be a few eligible bachelors in the mix…
I’m trying to ignore my wild attraction to Harrison, but his forest green eyes, rugged physique and warm smile make my insides melt…not to mention other parts. My adorable dog, Romeo, is in love with Harrison, and he’s convinced Harrison is for me. But I’m looking for a “human” doctor. Harrison is an animal doctor. Do I look like an animal? Well, only on a bad hair day, but that’s beside the point.
Marrying a doctor calls for a methodical approach, and I intend to date as many as I can to meet “the one.” I have to ignore Romeo’s blatant attempts to matchmake me with Harrison. But ignoring my pounding heart when I’m around swoony Harrison is another matter entirely…
BEACH BOOK SERIES: Each book is a standalone
GRILL ME, BABY, Book 1
BLAME IT ON ROMEO, Book 2 (previously titled Paging Dr. Hot)



Only 99¢ for a limited time!



Monday, April 1, 2019

Of Sound Mind and Someone Else's Body by William Quincy Belle ~ Book Tour and Giveaway ~ SciFi Romantic Comedy

FROM HEAD TO TALE Presents the Of Sound Mind and Someone Else's Body Book Tour and Giveaway




Of Sound Mind and Someone Else's Body
by William Quincy Belle
Genre: SciFi Romantic Comedy


Alan Maitland is a successful businessman on his way up the corporate ladder. Life is good, but life is also full of the unexpected. A scientific experiment goes awry and Alan’s mind is transferred to the body of Hana Toussaint, a high-class escort. Suddenly, he must not only contend with a new identity, but with the eye-opening experience of living as a female: how to walk in high heels without falling; how to put on a bra without dislocating a shoulder; how to deal with makeup without poking out an eye; and how to get along in a society which in many ways is still male-dominated.


When Alan discovers that Hana has taken over his body, the two of them must work together to find the scientist who can reverse the experiment and give them back their respective lives. Along the way, they must cope with living as each other and learn what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. And as their adventure goes on, Alan the woman must figure out his growing feelings for Hana the man.

Alan faces the biggest challenge of his life which Hana sums up with one decisive question:

Are you man enough to be a woman?”





Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Dear Romance Author, Send A Reader Some Love | $3 Author Interview & Charm Giveaway Promo




Dear Romance Author,

Let's connect and send a reader some love! From Head To Tale and Readeropolis are teaming up to offer a $3.00 author interview and charm giveaway promo for Kindle romance books. The promotion will remain open while supplies last.

There is a whole world of romance books, authors, and readers out there. If we work together and help each other out, maybe more of us can reach our goals. This promo is a fun affordable way for you to introduce yourself (and your book) to a growing community of readers and authors.


The Send A Reader Some Love Promo is open to the following sub-genres (adult, new adult, or young adult):
  • Contemporary Romance
  • Erotic Romance (no erotica)
  • Historical Romance
  • Paranormal Romance
  • Inspirational Romance
  • Romantic Suspense
  • Romantic Comedy

Interested? Check out the details below and let's connect via email.

Sincerely yours,
Skeeter Lee





Friday, November 20, 2015

For sale! Must Love Otters by Eliza Gordon #giveaway #romance



Must Love Otters by Eliza Gordon is an adult romantic comedy that is on sale on Amazon for only $0.99 until November 30th. Hollie Porter Builds a Raft, the second book, is now available for sale as well. It's a great time to start the series! To celebrate the sale we're also giving away a $25 Amazon gift card & audiobook CD of Must Love Otters 

Book Title: Must Love Otters
Author: Eliza Gordon
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Recommended Age: 17+
Release date: Oct. 29th, 2013

About the Book:
Hollie Porter is the chairwoman of Generation Disillusioned: at twenty-five years old, she’s saddled with a job she hates, a boyfriend who’s all wrong for her, and a vexing inability to say no. She’s already near her breaking point, so when one caller too many kicks the bucket during Hollie’s 911 shift, she cashes in the Sweethearts’ Spa & Stay gift certificate from her dad and heads to Revelation Cove, British Columbia. One caveat: she’s going solo. Any sweethearts will have to be found on site.

Hollie hopes to find her beloved otters in the wilds of the Great White North, but instead she’s providing comic relief for staff and guests alike. Even Concierge Ryan, a former NHL star with bad knees and broken dreams, can’t stop her from stumbling from one (mis)adventure to another. Just when Hollie starts to think that a change of venue doesn’t mean a change in circumstances, the island works its charm and she starts to think she might have found the rejuvenation she so desperately desires. But then an uninvited guest crashes the party, forcing her to step out of the discomfort zone where she dwells and save the day … and maybe even herself in the process.

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Hollie Porter Builds a Raft is now available for sale!

raft (noun): when two or more otters rest together,

often holding hands, so they don’t drift apart


Hollie Porter has put her old gig as a 911 operator and sad single girl in an attic-bound box, right where it belongs. She’s rebounded nicely from her run-in with Chloe the Cougar in the wilds of British Columbia, and this new life alongside concierge-in-shining-armor Ryan Fielding? Way more fun. After relocating to Ryan’s posh resort at Revelation Cove, Hollie embarks on an all-new adventure as the Cove’s wildlife experience educator, teaching guests and their kids about otters and orca and cougars, oh my.

When darling Ryan gets down on one NHL-damaged knee and pops the question of a lifetime, Hollie realizes this is where the real adventure begins. It’s all cake tasting, flower choosing, and dress fittings until a long-lost family member shows up at the Cove and threatens to hijack her shiny new life, forcing Hollie to redefine what family means to her. What is she willing to sacrifice to have one of her very own?

As Ryan’s words echo in her head—“Our raft, our rules”—Hollie has to face facts: a raft isn’t always tied together with blood and genetics. Sometimes it’s secured by love and loyalty… and occasional help from the clever creatures that call Revelation Cove home.
About the author
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Eliza Gordon has excellent taste in books, shoes, movies, and friends, and questionable sanity in the realm of love. Best leave that one alone. In real life, she’s an editor, mom, wife, and bibliophile and proud parent of one very spoiled tuxedo cat. Eliza writes stories to help you believe in the Happily Ever After; Jennifer Sommersby, her other self, writes YA and is repped by Daniel Lazar at Writers House.

GET IN TOUCH:


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GIVEAWAY:
$25 Amazon Gift Card 
Must Love Otters audiobook CD 
Open Worldwide
Ends November 30th, 2015
Prizing is provided by the author. Must be 13 or older to enter and have parental permission if under 17. Void where prohibited by law. No purchase necessary to win.
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This event was organized by CBB Book Promotions.



Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Scorched by Sarah O'Rourke: Blog Tour & Sale

Kinky Vanilla Romance is pleased to share Scorched by Sarah O'Rourke!


Life after marriage was everything that William “Devil” Delancy was all that he wanted it to be and more.   That was, until his sweet, amazing (and slightly scary!) wife Molly decided to do the impossible -- arrange the wedding of his drama queen assistant! 

The question soon becomes...will the always-in-control Devil lose Molly to the wedding plans that are quickly falling apart, or will he be able to pull out all of the scorching sexual charms he’s known for and bring her back to the dark side?

Romantic erotica comedy at its best!  New Release...ONLY 99 pennies for a limited time! 42K words - sequel to Sizzle, but also is a STANDALONE!
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25030703-scorched?ac=1



Moaning as Devil palmed one warm globe and lifted it to his mouth, Molly watched him envelope her nipple, twirling his tongue around the hardened peak and watching as it drew even tighter.  “God!” she gasped as he delivered the same treatment to the opposite breast, “I love it when you do that.”

“Tits like these deserve to be worshiped, darlin’.  And believe me, I could kneel at this altar all night, but you’ve got so many more curves that I want to explore,” Devil rumbled in his velvety voice as he rained kisses over the upper curves of her breasts.

Molly felt like she was being both bathed in pleasure and showered by bliss as Devil traveled the hills and valleys of her body, exploring every inch of flesh with his damp lips.  He paused every once in a while to lavish attention on certain locales, but mostly his mouth remained on the move, content to map her body with gentle touches of his lips.  It was slow and sensual, and everything a woman could ask for in a lover.

Her legs moved restlessly against his as he reached the curve of her belly and hunger unlike anything she’d experienced before began to claw at her as Devil’s soft lips lingered over her belly button, his devilish tongue flicking that ticklish spot playfully.    Writhing underneath her husband’s marauding lips, Molly giggled as her fingers speared Devil’s hair. 

 “Stop that!” she gasped, twisting underneath him as their legs tangled together.  

“Tell me I’m a sex god, then,” Devil demanded, flicking her belly button again and pulling a high pitched squeal from his wife.

“Are you crazy?  I will not!” Molly laughed, attempting to turn away from him onto her belly.

Holding Molly flat on her back with one splayed palm against her torso, Devil grinned against her skin.  “Say it,” he demanded, moving his mouth lower, his breath teasing against her sensitive folds. “Say it or you earn a punishment,” he warned teasingly, lifting his head long enough to give his wife a roguish grin. 
  

Molly’s eyes lit up at his not-so-scary threat.  Licking her lips slowly as her body undulated beneath his, she shook her head.  “No,” she clipped tartly, privately knowing that his ‘punishment’ would deliver nothing but the most sinful pleasure.

“No, huh?” Devil drawled, one eyebrow arching as he considered his wife beneath him.  “Is my Molly feeling sassy tonight?” he asked, popping his open palm against her neatly trimmed pussy.  Hearing her low moan, Devil grinned again.  “Tell me, baby, am I going to need to fuck that sass right out of you?”

Molly offered her husband a sexy smile and cocked her head on the pillow as she stared up at him and said the three words guaranteed to drive him wild.  “If you can.”





Purchase link for Sizzle: Amazon US
Purchase link for Scorched: Amazon US
Sarah O'Rourke is the alter ego of two best friends who bonded over their passion for romantic fiction and erotica. Born and raised in the southern United States, one lives near Ft. Campbell, Kentucky, while the other resides in Atlanta, Georgia.  Formerly an accountant and a chemist, they are now overworked, stay-at-home moms who adore their children, their husbands...and writing about love in every way possible.

Inspired by their dog-eared copies of Gone with the Wind and their almost warped DVDs of Steel Magnolias, they love to write wildly intense romantic/erotica stories that have multiple characters, but they focus on one couple that will ALWAYS have a happy ending…eventually!

Friday, November 7, 2014

LOVE ON THE RUN by Dean C. Moore: Author Interview and Giveaway

Kinky Vanilla Romance is pleased to share Love on the Run by Dean C. Moore, a romantic comedy action/adventure available now. This interview post is part of a virtual book tour organized by Goddess Fish Promotions. I hope that you'll find the interview to be as interesting as I did.
 

http://goddessfishpromotions.blogspot.com/2014/09/vbt-love-on-run-by-dean-c-moore.html

 
Dean will be awarding a $20 Amazon GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour, and a $20 Amazon GC to a randomly drawn host.



Love on the Run by Dean C. Moore



Husband and wife thieves are on a mission. Just not the same one. He’s out to pay for her cancer therapy–at any costs. She’s out to humanize him, and make him less of a self-absorbed jerk.

The fast-talking, fast-acting, adrenaline seeking duo pick up a few on-again off-again sidekicks along their way, despite staunch protests from Zinio. But with all they’re up against–not the least of which being one smart, hound-dog of a lady detective–the question is: Can love conquer all?

“The story is smart and funny.” R. D. Hale, Sky City: The Rise of an Orphan

“For the booklover that doesn’t like having his or her time wasted.” Jack Heath, Remote Control

“This would make a brilliant movie or TV series.” Demelza Carlton, Ocean’s Gift

“Reminded me of The Thomas Crown Affair, down to the whip-cracking humor, the snazzy plot turns, and the character dynamics between the leads and the hotshot female detective on their tales.” Rhys Jones, The Whispering Void

“Only if you want an action packed read with fully developed and interesting characters.” Victor Longshanks, One Big Problem


EXCERPT

“Any big ideas, bright guy?” Delaney said, holding the broken rearview mirror in her hand to check out what was going on overhead, to avoid giving those inside the chase helicopter the satisfaction of her looking up.

“Just drive straight into the ocean.”

“Please tell me you’re joking.”

“Why would I be joking at a time like this?”

“Okay, fine, I’m sorry for picking on you so much. I know you’re doing the best you know how. There, I said it. You happy?”

“I’m not depressed, Delaney. I just need you to drive into the ocean.”

“A psychotic break? Is that it? You picked now for a psychotic break? Why not all those times I chewed off your male appendage, metaphorically speaking—not to make myself out as a man-eating black widow?”

“You dragged along the equipment I asked you to, right?”

“Yeah.”

“So, you get it now?”

“Yeah, duh. God, that just makes so much more sense in context.”

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Kerry looked up from the photos of the couple to the big screen again. Her jaw dropped as she watched Delaney drive the convertible Thunderbird straight into the ocean. They made no attempt to get out of the vehicle; they let the sea swallow them up along with the car.

“Are we finally rid of them?” Carter said.

Kerry started chuckling slowly. The guffawing grew into a geyser of loud laughter, which finally subsided. “No, Carter, not yet.” She glanced back up at the screen. “God, that’s clever.”


Buy Link: Amazon




AUTHOR INTERVIEW

What came first for LOVE ON THE RUN, the characters or the story itself?

Neither. Scenes started popping into my head involving stylish, high profile bank and casino heists. From these I started to get a sense of my characters. So the characters definitely preceded the story, but they did not come first. I had to get a sense of Zinio and Delaney through their actions, their dialogue, their interactions with one another and the world around them, and of course through their personal chemistry. The more the picture of the two of them came into focus, the more the rest of the story followed; the latter you could say arises naturally from the conflicts between Zinio and Delaney and their inner and outer demons.

 
What about your characters surprised you while writing?

Despite all their chemistry, wit, and charm, Zinio and Delaney can’t maintain the sizzle on their relationship without a focus on the outside world every bit as great as their focus on one another. They seem to need to champion the downtrodden; they need their social causes and a sense of working for the greater good to keep from self-destructing. As intense as their love is for one another, if they kept that love bottled up without it bleeding into the rest of the human condition they would simply implode. As to why that is, I leave that for the reader to discover. It’s a subject I meditate on to this day.

What answers I’ve come up with are partial at best. 

Is it because they are larger than life, and their higher power refuses to have them take themselves off the gaming table of life when there are so many people hurting simply to create an island oasis about themselves, oblivious to the desert that surrounds, when that much psychic energy could be put to more important ends? Or is it that only by balancing romantic love with brotherly love do they become larger than life?

As characters that are so spontaneous and in the moment and who live life more fully than the rest of us, do they need to leave some trace of themselves that’s more permanent for fear there might otherwise be no record of their ability to raise life to the level of art?  

Just what drives them exactly?  

Do they feel like they have to do penance for the parts of themselves they can’t forgive, the actions, thoughts, and deeds they’d just as soon forget? 

Have they found a formula that allows them to integrate the dark and light sides of their nature worth emulating by all of us, or have they instead found a shorter and quicker path to ruin?  

Am I even asking the right questions in attempting to probe into what drives them? I guess in the final analysis it’s for the reader to decide. 


What is your favorite scene in the book? Why?

The first bank robbery that Zinio and Delaney go on, which was initially the hook chapter, but is now chapter two. In the middle of the heist of the century they’re also having the marital spat of the century. I had to take frequent breaks from writing the sequence because my eyes were welling up from laughing so hard I could no longer see the page. Of course, my sense of humor might be different than yours and I might be a lot funnier in my own mind. Feel free to reassure me neither of those is the case by using my “contact me” form on my website and requesting to get on the email list to find out the instant the sequel is available.  

The first two chapters set the tone of the story and put one in mind of the movie, The Thomas Crown Affair with Pierce Brosnan. Chapter one introduces the female FBI profiler that will be hounding our heroes throughout the story. But it’s in chapter two that we find out why they’re worth her while and ours. In short order, Zinio and Delaney demonstrate what is actually more stimulating about the two of them than downhill skiing; why the latter is actually that much less of an adrenaline rush.


What scene was the hardest to write? Why?

There are a few contenders for this one. But getting out of the bed on the side I did this morning, my choice is for the prison scene, when they’re thrown behind bars and the key locking the door is happily destroyed (well, proverbially speaking anyway). It is painful to see these two colorful, Scarlet Macaw personalities encaged, as all birds should be set free to do what they do, take to the air. And the thought that they can no longer be what they’re meant to be is gut wrenching enough. Add to that the fact that Delaney’s cancer is flaring up and each day she’s trapped in that cell she’s one step closer to death’s door. They say these scenes are hardest for actors to act, but I can assure you, they’re no easier for writers to write. Intense emotions of any kind are never easy to render on paper or on screen, but they’re an essential part of good storytelling.


If you could cast your characters in the Hollywood adaptation of your book, who would play your characters?

George Clooney and Julia Roberts definitely came to mind for the leads, Zinio and Delaney, as did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The latter couple paired up for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which has some of the flavor of Love on the Run. Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock would also make the shortlist, I would think, considering their pairing in The Proposal. Whoever’s chosen, they better start their jaw exercises from now, because keeping up with the whip-cracking humor throughout this novel and the fast-paced banter in general is not a job for out-of-shape tongues and inelastic jaw bones. 

They say comedy is one of the hardest genres to write in because what strikes one person as hilarious might not even get a rise out of someone else. While I don’t think writing comedy-dramas like Love on the Run is any easier, the hats off, in my opinion, definitely goes to the actors, as the precise timing required to get the scenes to play necessitates that only A-list actors need apply. What’s more, there’s a hefty dose of romance in Love on the Run; in my experience, that kind of screen chemistry can’t exactly be faked either. The last couple that had as much on-screen-chemistry as Zinio and Delaney have on the page was Dick Powell and Myrna Loy of The Thin Man series. 


What character from LOVE ON THE RUN is most like you?

Zinio and Delaney are both exaggerations of a couple facets of my personality. In real life I’m a fairly decent strategist, but only in my wildest dreams am I the master schemer that Zinio is. And like Delaney, I have numerous human rights causes I champion, but I tend to do so through my writing, whereas Delaney puts herself right on the front lines, the way the Occupy Movement protestors do every day. I guess that by living through Zinio’s and Delaney’s escapades in Love on the Run, I’m conditioning myself to take the next step in being all that I can be.

There are a couple senior citizen couples in Love on the Run that are among the on-again, off-again sidekicks accompanying Zinio and Delaney on their journey to evade the FBI long enough to do some social good. I would hope when I’m the ripe old age of these septuagenarians that I can deal with getting old with the same sense of heroism and self-deprecating humor. You only have to spend five minutes with them to know that any challenges faced even by superheroes in Marvel comics pale by comparison. So I guess you could say that Zinio and Delaney’s sidekicks, too, are idealizations of me, and the kind of person I’d like to grow into. 

As to the young Marty, if there is such a thing as reincarnation, he’s me in my next life. I’ll leave you to read the book to figure out why.  

 
What’s your biggest challenge as a writer? How did you overcome it, or how are you working to overcome it?

I would say my biggest challenge as a writer is balancing quality with quantity. When you’re not part of the top one percent of writers who get all the huge marketing and promotional campaigns, then you pretty much have to sell more books to eke out even a subsistence living. When you think of what they pay Steven King, does he even ever have to write a second book? But do the math at our end of the spectrum, and at least a couple books a year are probably required just to keep us well stocked on canned beans and rice. So then, how do you be more prolific without sacrificing quality?

There is no one easy answer to that. I have more tools in my carpenter’s tool box to that end than a seasoned journeyman. For one, I’ve been writing consistently for over a decade, and as with anything, practice makes perfect, and the more you do something, the faster and better you get at it. I also type a 120 words per minute, which helps me to maintain a prodigious output without getting bogged down in the simple act of re-typing that comes with editing. Of course, technology has played its part as well. Computers and software are godsends to a level of productivity that would have been unimaginable in the days of typewriters, paper, and ink.

But I have many other tricks up my sleeve. I’ve trained myself over the years to enter a meditative state at will, what peak performance athletes refer to as “the zone.” This all but eliminates writers block and keeps my output humming along at top speed while actually increasing the quality, as we can only do our best work from within the zone.

I’ll share just one more trick with you—I don’t want to give away too much, pending the book, entitled, “How I overcame Writer’s Block to go on to Become One of the Most Prolific Writers in the World”—and that’s my tendency to edit several books in parallel. Since you need cold, detached eyes to look at a draft you just finished, and that usually requires setting it down for a couple of weeks or more before coming back to it, moving on to editing another story in the meantime all but eliminates any downtime. The only downfall of this system, as I’ve bemoaned elsewhere on some of my earlier guest posts, is that several titles come to fruition at once instead of one at a time. Harvesting the fruit of the vine in this manner might be great for farmers but is a nightmare for undiscovered indie authors. It’s hard enough to get one book recognized, let alone several at once. As soon as I figure out the solution to this Catch-22, I’ll let you know. Here’s hoping these virtual book tours are part of the answer of how to rescue myself from obscurity!


Tell us your most rewarding experience since being published.

My most rewarding experience since being published is being published. I predate the internet revolution and the renaissance happening in the arts. In my day, if you weren’t lucky enough to be part of the top one percent of writers, which is more political and less based on merit than you would imagine, you pretty much saw your manuscripts stacking up in the closet without any hope of an outlet. At least painters can make a living if they just have one fan willing to buy their one painting and they’re willing to pay enough. With novels you need to be just a little more popular than that. So the self-empowerment, indie-author tools were a revelation. These days I’m proud to be a child of the renaissance movement in the arts, which is helping to wrest power and control from the gatekeepers who want to limit what people have to read based on their own hidden agendas. I can’t imagine that I could ever be tempted by mainstream publishing in lieu of the added creativity and quality standards that accompany putting art first and politics second, if not scratching the latter off the list altogether.  

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title of the book should be? Why?

Full Moon Rising. “Full Moon” was my nickname in college. And it wasn’t always used fondly. I have a certain intensity that never waxes or wanes that makes me great fun in small doses, but probably more than most people can handle for longer periods. I’d like to think aging has mellowed me, but that’s hardly for me to decide. When you consider my formula for maintaining prolificness as a writer (mentioned above), that might be one clue that I haven’t mellowed all that much. Back in my IBM-correcting-Selectric typewriter days (for those who can remember back that far), when I also lived communally in Berkeley, CA, people would pass the closed door on my bedroom, hear the typewriter, and duck. They thought they were under machine gun fire.  

Living communally, on the other hand, that did mellow me quite a bit. I miss those days. I’m hoping to turn the country acreage I’m currently on into an artist sanctuary for writers someday. As it would not only help me to get out of my head to interact with people more, but nature itself is very calming and grounding. So with some concerted “social engineering,” who knows, the moon may actually begin to wax and wane finally.  

 
Characters often find themselves in situations they aren't sure they can get themselves out of. When was the last time you found yourself in a situation that was hard to get out of and what did you do?

Funny you should ask. The situation I’m in now is one of rescuing myself as an indie author from obscurity. Simply getting the word out that my novels are out there and something people might well enjoy, particularly if they’re into sci-fi, paranormal fantasy, and action-adventure, all with a healthy dose of dry wit and strong female leads, is no small feat. I hear that 400 books get published a day at last count. I can’t say I’ve mastered the art of getting heard above all that noise, but I’m definitely on the road to find out just how to do that. Moreover, as I believe I have a lot to offer, not just by way of delightful escapist fantasies, but with helping people to become the types of heroes and heroines they’ll find in my stories in real life. I’ve made a lifelong study of helping to procure that alchemy in myself and others, and now I slip that learning into the magic of storytelling with its ability to transform us all from an altered state far more readily than sitting in a lotus position and meditating for years on end.

When it comes to building a loyal fan base, I’ve come to accept that it might just take a little longer in my case for reasons that are under my control versus the reasons that aren’t (as cited above.) For starters, one of the things I enjoy about being an indie author is the freedom it allows me to follow my heart wherever it leads me, and if that’s into other genres that I’m not known for, so be it. Love on the Run would never have been written weren’t it for that tendency to stray. Asides from being one of my favorite projects, about the only thing it shares with the bulk of sci-fi and paranormal fantasy that I write is a thirst for action-adventure, smart banter, and a distinctive narrative voice that follows me most everywhere, which I’m told is a rare and precious gift. Sometimes I wonder if it’s more of a curse than a gift, as it seems enviable to me to be able to disguise one’s narrative voice from one project to another. But I guess those folks are actors first, and writers second, the kind of writer that would be great say doing episodes of a TV series actually piloted by someone else. Indeed, they make a whole lot of money, so, while I’ll take the praise and the free PR concerning the distinctive narrative voice, in my mind, I sometimes wish I were more of a chameleon in that respect. But for those who enjoy the comedy-drama tone that accompanies much of my writing, the good news is, if you don’t traditionally read in all the genres I write in, you should find yourself enjoying tagging along for the ride all the same.

The other arguably self-sabotaging thing I do is release several books close together instead of releasing one at a time and focusing on marketing that one for say six months straight. As discussed in my answer to one of the above questions, I release more than one title at a time because I write, edit, and polish more than one title at a time, and I do that as a way of minimizing downtime. It’s really not advisable to try and do another draft of something you’ve written until you can get some distance on it. Rather than be unproductive during that two week cooling off period, I will move on to editing another book. Again, this method is great for productivity without sacrificing quality, but when it comes to marketing, it makes an already prickly situation that much more pointed. So, do me a favor, if you sample one of my books and enjoy it, do read them all and help me to get the word out. Maybe that way you can help me to overcome my own nature as well as marketing realities that stymie the best of us.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I write sci-fi, fantasy, action-adventures and thrillers, or some combination thereof—usually with a strong vein of dark humor. Though, my works are dramas first; the humor is there to take the edge off as with the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Transformers, and Jurassic Park franchises.

I wrote screenplays for a while, and while enjoying them, I found them a bit confining. After a while you just need the extra page count to flesh out characters better and do additional world building, especially when considering doing anything epic in scope. I also took a run at future forecasting and trend tracking, being as I always had my head in the future, things like Alvin Toffler’s Future Shock. I also relished this, and can certainly see myself releasing a few titles accordingly in the nonfiction area. But since delving into novels, short and long, I’ve definitely found my home and my voice. For the first time I feel the restraints have been taken off of my imagination. I suppose all mediums have their limits, so I may end up doing a mix of things, but I suspect I will continue to spend most of my time with novels. Series add an additional dimension, allowing for even more depth and development both in the character and world building departments. But I remain at heart a divergent thinker, so, no surprise, I seem to have more series going than follow up installments at this point. That too may change over time; we’ll see. Until then, it may be best to just think of these books as one-offs if you’re fond of my writing style and some of the themes I work with.

My current catalog of twelve books represents a little over five years' worth of work. I'm currently averaging a couple books annually. Of my existing franchises with multiple installments, The Hundred Year Clone books can be read in any order, while the 5 books of Renaissance 2.0 must be read in sequence as they form part of a singular story arc (much as with A Game of Thrones.)

I live in the country where I breed bluebirds, which are endangered in these parts, as my small contribution to restoring nature's balance. When I'm not writing, or researching my next book, I may also be found socializing with friends, or working in my organic garden.



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Monday, September 29, 2014

LOVE on the LIDO Deck author Barbara Olliverio on Why Writing Isn’t for Sissies + Giveaway

Kinky Vanilla Romance is pleased to share Love on the Lido Deck: A Nautical Romantic Comedy by Barbara Oliverio, a contemporary novel available now from Scolapasta Press, LTD. This post is part of a virtual book tour organized by Goddess Fish Promotions.


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Love on the Lido Deck
A Nautical Romantic Comedy

 by Barbara Olliverio

 

BLURB


Sharp-witted, always-organized Keira Graham has traded in her high tech career as a systems analyst for the whirlwind world of event planning. As she builds up her fledging business, she learns that her widowed mother has news of her own – she has a serious gentleman caller! Is Keira ready for mom’s new romance?

When she gets a game-changing opportunity to organize a major event on a luxury Caribbean cruise, Keira turns to best pal chef Alexandria D'Agostino to help recruit famous chefs who will offer classes for foodies looking for fun in the sun as they gain cooking know-how. The cruise becomes a rollicking adventure for Keira, her sassy assistant Juliet, the entire D'Agostino clan, Keira's mother and other surprise guests. And has Keira meet her match in charismatic Cruise Director Brennan McAllister, who could have something more than keeping everything shipshape on his mind?


EXCERPT


“Honestly. Canasta?” Alex smiled lovingly as she watched her two men go toward the door and heard Marco’s gleeful laughter as Cam dipped him from side to side as they weaved through the regular clients, who laughed along with him.

I looked after him wistfully as well. I wanted to tell them both that it wasn’t my fault I couldn’t find as great a guy as Cam. Maybe they only make one in a generation. It’s not like I was jealous of Alex. No one was closer to me than she was, and when she found her soul mate, I couldn’t have been happier. It’s just that I had not been able to find anyone to connect with. Shoot, even my mother had found someone now.

My thoughts screeched to a halt.

“What up, Keira? I know that look,” said Alex as she swiveled her barstool back toward me.

“Drat, drat, drat, Ali.” I pounded my head on the bar.

“Stop it, Keir,” she said. “We can’t afford to rebuild this bar just because you’re having a bad day.”

My head shot up.

“First of all, the bar is six-inch-thick oak, and my head could not possibly do damage because the physics of the situation—”

“There.” She grinned. “I knew I could count on your penchant for correct information to pull you back.”

My eyes slightly welled up.

“Hey, come on.” She put her arms around me. “It can’t be that bad that your mom found a nice man to get serious with. Your dad has been dead a long time, sweetie.”

I took a gulp of my tea.

“It’s not just that she has a serious boyfriend, Ali. It’s who he is.”




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Writing Isn’t for Sissies

Oh sure, we’ve all seen it in the movies. The heroine becomes weary of the daily grind and announces that she is going to write that book she’s always wanted to write. All of her friends and family are tentative, but loving and supportive. Fast forward through a few scenes where she is sitting at a pristine desk or cozily tucked into a corner at the coffee shop with just her laptop and a latte, then, bang, she’s at a book signing standing behind a huge pile of hardbacks, with a line of eager fans stretched outside the (brand name, chain) bookstore waiting for a signed copy. Her friends and family look on proudly. Minutes later, her agent is talking about the movie rights. That is exactly how it works.

Maybe not.

If Hollywood documented most journeys a bit more accurately, they might look a bit more like this:

Our heroine finally decides to write a book. She may have thought about this for her whole life, or it may be a relatively recent dream. In any case, she’s had to think long and hard about taking this plunge. Chances are she is not independently wealthy, so she needs to worry about how she is going to pay for minor things like, oh, food and shelter while writing and that is what has kept her from starting her project before this point. When she finally determines a plan that can work, she tentatively announces her decision.

Well-meaning people are outwardly skeptical. “Are you sure?” one asks. “Don’t you realize how hard this will be?” says another. She assumes a brave-little-toaster smile and nods. With the support of a very few, she puts aside the doubts of the many and soldiers onward.

(Not so) fast forward, she completes the amount of research necessary. Despite the myth of the “muse”, she knows that writing is just as much a skill as an art. She studies the nuances, she learns the subject matter and perhaps takes classes or seminars. She wonders how Jane Austen ever did this in the age before computers.

Her desk is an explosion of notebooks, scraps of paper with random ideas for dialog, pictures ripped from magazines, reference books, good luck charms, chocolate bar wrappers, teacups, and other items that are essential to her process. If she moves her operation to the coffee shop for a few hours, she brings her computer, scouts out the seat near an electrical outlet so that she can make sure she will be fully charged, and probably has a backpack chock full of notes with her.

Manuscript complete, she edits and re-edits (then re-edits yet again – should she leave that scene in or take it out??) as she pitches to agents hoping for representation or decides to independently publish. In either case, going from manuscript to actual book takes roughly the same amount of time as gestation of an elephant.

She launches her book and works on publicity, including book club visits, signings at small and large bookstores and any other avenue she can manage. She maintains her presence daily on every social media site. Ah. Finally the glamour -- she is a published author! (Never mind the physical therapy bill for lugging cartons of books hither and yon.)

Running into some of the same people who were skeptical when she embarked on the project, she is excited and proud to let them know she completed the book. At last! Maybe they’ll acknowledge her leap of faith has paid off.

The response: “Oh. Nice…When will your next one be out?”
 
Writing just isn’t for sissies.
 

AUTHOR BIO

Readers' Favorite Award™ Winner Barbara Oliverio is the daughter of Italian immigrants and grew up in North Central West Virginia with a love of reading and a passion for learning. Following a career path that included being a teacher, journalist, and marketer, she has lived as far away from home as Italy where she practiced her family's native tongue as well as took advantage of living near to other European countries to travel extensively. A rabid Pittsburgh Steeler fan, she lives with her husband, an equally committed New York Giants fan, in suburban Denver where off-football-season dinner conversation is calmer and is usually accompanied by a meal she cooks from one of her mother's treasured recipes. Other interests include New York Times crossword puzzles, good movies, and travel. She volunteers extensively for her parish and writes for its publications. She also teaches part-time for the St. Catherine of Siena Institute.

Author Links

Website: www.barbaraoliverio.com
 
 
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